I was not there when it happened but…Fast Frank’s wiener BBQ (built inside a replica car) must have drifted across Main Street on its own steam and crashed into a car on the east side of Highway 97 across from the new used-furniture store.
Main loss seemed to be a bit of pride and the wieners and condiments on the ground. Lucky day I would think – nothing worse.
Maybe a good headline writer could come up with something nifty.
We have a new “used-furniture story” in town ? I didn’t know we even had an old furniture story .
Publisher: Looks like the story got edited. lol
those “headliners” are fantastic!
Fast Frank Makes a Sudden Stop !
Some headlines may include:
“Hold the beef!”
“Relish the moment”
“Run away weiner!”
“Too much mustard!”
“Careless buns ‘steam’ car owner”
“This weinie is out of control!”
“Steamed car owner turns vegetarian after being careemed by hot dog cart”
You could have referred to it as a CARBQ